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By thonya - 13/05/2016 14:10 - Iceland - Reykjav?k

Today, I went out driving with my ex to talk things over. We ended up finding a secluded place to fuck and did so on the hood of my car until the police came and turned on the floodlights of their car, asked what we were doing and then told us to have fun. We didn't continue after that. FML

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