Intimacy: Today, i went on a date with the girl of my dreams, and after...

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 03:33 - United States - Hendersonville

Today, i went on a date with the girl of my dreams, and after a while, she took my hand and put it on her butt. I felt something weird, but of course i didn't complain. She then said "feel that? That's a log of my shit you're feeling up there."

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