Miscellaneous: Today, I went ice skating with a group of friends. One decided...

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By BlueBaronBitch - 06/02/2016 20:10 - United States - New York

Today, I went ice skating with a group of friends. One decided it would be funny to push me, causing me to fall over. Once I stood up, I went to go chase them when I fell over again and bruised my tailbone. The entire rink saw. FML

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