Miscellaneous: Today, I went for a walk early in the morning before I had to...

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By Dos - 14/05/2016 00:16 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went for a walk early in the morning before I had to go to a wedding. I got home to get ready only to realise I locked the door and left my keys inside. My housemates don't get home until tomorrow. FML

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