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By RunsLikeSeal - 19/04/2016 03:29 - United States - Lewisville

Today, I was told that I would not be able to join the school soccer team, and was asked to leave tryouts. Why? My running was so awkward that the coach couldn't concentrate on everyone else from laughing too hard at me. FML

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