Today, I was sitting with my mom in the living room, reading... - FML

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By daughterofthesaltiestwomanever - 29/04/2018 22:57

Today, I was sitting with my mom in the living room, reading a book while she napped. Suddenly she sat up, glared at me, and announced, "I just had a dream, that you were being a bitch to me. Now that I've woken up, I see that it's true." I've done literally nothing. FML

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