Miscellaneous: Today, I was rubbing my eye when there was an intense pain and...

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By stupidpplsuck - 14/02/2016 21:01 - United States - Seaside

Today, I was rubbing my eye when there was an intense pain and my vision went blurry. Turns out that my contact went behind my eye. I still can't get it out. FML.

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