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Anonameow - 06/02/2016 03:34 - United States - Kingston

Today, I was rejected from a job I didn't even apply for. FML

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Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, the jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML

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Today, I found out that while getting your hair cut, you should say "Yes" or "No", instead of nodding your head. FML

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Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML

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Today, just before going into an test, I broke my glasses on the way to the exam room. I'm short sighted, and I spent an hour with my nose glued to the paper trying to figure out what was written on it. It was a opthalmology exam. FML

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Today, in my class I was nominated for the guy with the worst hairdo. I don't know what is worse, the fact that I was nominated or the fact that I felt let down when I did not win. FML

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Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML

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