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In Pain - 13/02/2016 08:16 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was out for a bike ride when something went wrong with the steering. I crashed into a barbed wire fence and now have 150 stitches going across my entire lower face. I look like the Joker except I'm a woman. FML

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Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML

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Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML

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Today, my mother brought over some early Christmas presents for me and the kids. The kid's presents were fine, mine however consisted of many yard accessories, including solar lights. I live in an apartment building with no yard. Her response? "Buy a potted plant and shove them in there." FML

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Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML

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Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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