Miscellaneous: Today, I was kicked off the computer that I was using for important...

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By breakerone92 - 12/02/2016 03:49 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, I was kicked off the computer that I was using for important school work so my mom could use it for her important work. Her "important work" consisted of playing facebook games for 2 hours and messeging people. FML

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