Today, I was in the shower and had shampoo in my hair. Some went... - FML

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By cydia123 - 06/03/2019 13:17

Today, I was in the shower and had shampoo in my hair. Some went in my eyes so I couldn’t see. I suddenly had the urge to pee so I let it all out. It wasn’t until I got out and dried my face that I realised how terrible my aim was. I’d peed outside the tub and all over the floor. I’m pissed. FML

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