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By chris - 19/04/2016 00:36 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I was in the gym and was looking down at my phone . I was headed towards the locker room . I didn't bother to look up when I was entering the locker room . Turns out I walked into the guys locker room and the football team from my school was there . They werewrestling... naked. FML

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