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By PumaGator - 17/04/2016 16:51 - United States - Old Bridge

Today, I was cleaning up my lawn for my parents. Note that I have a traumatizing fear of spider webs. Midway into cleaning, I tripped over a vine and face planted in one of the largest spider webs I've ever seen. It is 3 hours later and I'm still recovering from a panic attack. FML.

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