Intimacy: Today, I was called by the most important national radio station... - FML

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By fuckyouverymuch - 14/04/2016 03:39 - Colombia - Medell?n

Today, I was called by the most important national radio station in my country for an interview. After bragging about it in social media and having at least 30 of my family and friends listening and waiting, the interviewer called me 5 minutes before it was due and canceled it. FML

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