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By dead - 03/02/2016 21:33 - United States

Today, I was at the bar with some friends celebrating my birthday. I got hit on and was joking about my age when he said I looked great for my age. He thought I was 40. I was turning 25. I then watched him go home with my best friend. FML.

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