Intimacy: Today I was at a store with a new friend, and I had come across... - FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2016 16:56 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today I was at a store with a new friend, and I had come across a particularly ugly bracelet and started talking to her about how ugly it was, and why no one in their right minds would buy it. After my 2 minute-long rant, she awkwardly told me that she owned that exact same bracelet. FML

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