Miscellaneous: Today, I walked outside to get in my car and head to work. Apparently...

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By Annoymous - 24/01/2016 02:09 - United States - Warren

Today, I walked outside to get in my car and head to work. Apparently a brain dead bird decided to go Top Gun and try to fly through my car window cracking it. Now I have a dead bird and a bill to replace the window. FML

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