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By Anonymous - 31/01/2016 02:41 - United States - Queen Creek

Today, I waited at work an hour and a half after closing for a customer that promised to pay $100 of we'd wait for her was a no show. When I called to find out where she was, she told me that she had called in and cancelled the day before. Nobody bothered to tell me. FML

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