Health: Today, I've discovered the worst place to get a pimple. I've...

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By WhyHormones - 02/03/2016 08:37 - United States - El Segundo

Today, I've discovered the worst place to get a pimple. I've discovered it because I got one there. In between your inner thigh and the ballsack isn't a good place for anything, actually. FML.

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