Love: Today, I've come to the conclusion that my boyfriend's mother... - FML

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By howard1954 - 28/01/2016 22:03 - United States - Weidman

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my boyfriend's mother doesn't take a hint. While we were in the middle of having sex, she knocked on the door and asked if he was busy. He responded yes, but she still tried carrying out a conversation. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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