Kids: Today, I took my two-year-old daughter to the dentist for her...

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By moosemay - 18/01/2016 17:15 - Germany - Dittelbrunn

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter to the dentist for her first check-up. I was still checking her in at the front desk when she tripped, fell and chipped her front tooth on the marble floor. FML

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