Miscellaneous: Today, I took my hair towel and left it in the hallway of my... - FML

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By Spook - 19/05/2016 06:16 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I took my hair towel and left it in the hallway of my house to dry like I do every day. After dinner, my father walks up the stairs with my hair towel around his waist without his underwear. He vehemently denied using my towel to dry his private parts, but mom says he *always* uses it. FML.

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