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By anonymoussqueak - 13/01/2016 19:32 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. I got into the car and had a full blown anxiety attack. Midway through the test the instructor goes, "We'll just end this here. If this was a test to see what not to do while driving, you would have passed with flying colors." Then they took a picture of me crying. FML

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