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By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 05:00 - United States - Cranford

Today, I spent hours making my Halloween costume, because my girlfriend wanted to choose a matching couples costume but couldn't decide until two days ago. All the stores were out of my costume. The first thing that was said to me? 'Huh. I was worried that your costume wouldn't turn out well.' FML

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