Miscellaneous: Today I realized that the email address I've been using to send... - FML

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By NOTasecretagent - 04/02/2016 02:59 - Canada - Ottawa

Today I realized that the email address I've been using to send messages to my boss, my professors, and everyone else for the last several years still bears the name i chose for it when I created the email as a kid and daydreamed about being a spy "TheAgent967" FML

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