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By drkate25 - 04/05/2016 18:33 - United States - Glastonbury

Today, I ran out of shampoo so I decided to use some old trial size bottles I found under the bathroom sink. Not only did it make my hair orange tinted, but it smells like hospital antiseptic. I'm terrified of hospitals and have been anxious all day. Only 6 more hours till I can wash it out... FML

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