Miscellaneous: Today, I ran a triathlon. I lost, and the only reason for that...

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 04:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I ran a triathlon. I lost, and the only reason for that was because my tracker was the only one that worked. Everyone lied about their scores, although I had lapped every single one of them. First place prize was $2000. FML

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