Animals: Today, I nearly petted the not so domesticated black bear cub...

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By Liv3366 - 21/01/2016 03:17 - United States - Mary Esther

Today, I nearly petted the not so domesticated black bear cub that lives in my neighbourhood with its mama; while walking to the bus stop. It was dark as hell and I thought it was a dog that someone had left out overnight. It wasn't. FML.

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