Today I’m a school bus driver. Because of a very bad accident... - FML

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By Janine Parham - 13/11/2019 07:00

Today I’m a school bus driver. Because of a very bad accident on the main road I use, I had to drive 30 minutes out of my way, through unfamiliar backroads to pick up one of my students. They didn’t bother to tell us they weren’t going to school today. Gee, thanks. FML

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