Work: Today, I learned from my employer that I won't be getting my... - FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2016 16:02 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I learned from my employer that I won't be getting my two-weeks pay. Why? Because I'm "so enthusiastic about working here that money shouldn't be THAT important" to me. Well if I don't need money to pay for my spinal surgery then that's fine. FML

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