Work: Today, I heard a conversation about replacing me in my job. I... - FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 06:51 - Australia - Camden

Today, I heard a conversation about replacing me in my job. I was never told they were unhappy, nor given a list of anything to improve on. Or any reason for this whatsoever. Not only are they lying scum from what I overheard, apparently they don't realize the walls aren't soundproof. FML

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