Miscellaneous: Today, I have to retake my course after weeks of studying and...

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By not my fault - 20/04/2016 01:29 - United States - Clover

Today, I have to retake my course after weeks of studying and maintaining top in class. Why? In my end of term paper, I used the word knife in a metaphor. Apparently, it's a trigger word for my professor, so he failed me. FML

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