Intimacy: Today, I have pre-registered for a class, shown up to the intro... - FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2016 03:14 - United States - Tampa

Today, I have pre-registered for a class, shown up to the intro class, shown up to the first class, sent the professor an email explaining why I want to be in the class, and had the professor tell me I would get into the class. Today, I got capped out. FML.

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