Health: Today, I have been asked to look at two phone screens, been sent...

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By DestinyKing - 01/02/2016 07:16 - United States - West Memphis

Today, I have been asked to look at two phone screens, been sent one picture, and tagged in a silent video on Facebook. All of this done by close friends. Normally this would be just fine, but I went blind ten years ago. FML

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