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mairelys - 24/01/2016 20:31 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I had two consecutive nightmares about my boyfriend breaking up with me. When I told him, he held me closer and, "Shh, I'm right here." I immediately thought about how lucky I was. Half an hour later, we got out of bed and he broke up with me. FML

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