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By arianelagolden - 09/04/2016 19:09 - Belgium - Kortrijk

Today, I had to punish my 3-year-old son and sent him to his room. I then heard him telling his 5-year-old brother that he was mad at me, and that when he would be a grown-up, he would buy a gun and kill me. His brother responded that it would not be necessary as I would be dead by then anyway. FML

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