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By anonymous - 15/04/2016 16:45 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I had the runs. I also had an important meeting at home. Whilst in the meeting, my cat decided it'd be funny to reach up and scratch my back through the chair. Guess who had to sit through the rest of the meeting with shitty underpants? Fml.

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