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By _holroyd_ - 21/01/2016 21:21 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I had finished 2 interviews. My last job was laid off so I was desperate and tired. I had my final interview the next morning and so I made an impressive presentation. I was that tired I plugged in my headphones into my phone instead of my charger and missed it completely. FML

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