Today, I had an interview for a job that seemed very promising.... - FML

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By LovelyLady831 - 12/09/2018 08:25

Today, I had an interview for a job that seemed very promising. After staying up all night; worried about the interview, I overslept. I called to reschedule or set up a phone interview on that day. If the manager ever called me, I wouldn’t know it BC my cell phone service was cut for non payment, FML

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