Health Today, I had a cough attack while on a breathing treatment, it... - FML

Guest - 02/03/2016 20:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had a cough attack while on a breathing treatment, it got so bad that I eventually threw up all over the mask that was covering my face... FML

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Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

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Today, my grandma is refusing to talk to me because I didn't answer her phone calls while we were at a parade. I was in it. FML

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Today, it's been three weeks since I’ve seen my kids. My ex just decided that I was a safety concern after we had 50/50 for almost two years. Now I just gotta wait until I can see a lawyer. FML

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Today, I said, "Bless you" when someone sneezed on television. That's how lonely I am. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML

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Today, the instructions on my new IKEA bed made me cry. It includes a picture of a person working alone with a frown crossed out and is replaced by two smiling people working together. I have no one in my life to help me. FML

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