Miscellaneous: Today, I got the lead role for my school play. I wasn't going... - FML

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By no name Jenkins - 25/01/2016 03:19 - United States - Bradenton

Today, I got the lead role for my school play. I wasn't going to try out for it until my drama class teacher begged me to. She was either going to hate me or I would take the part. The play is in 2-3 months and I'm deathly afraid of crowds and public speaking. FML

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