Today, I got my biology test back, only to find that whilst daydreaming...

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By Tom - 28/11/2017 22:19

Today, I got my biology test back, only to find that whilst daydreaming during the exam, I had drawn penises all over the back of the paper. The teacher called in my parents and asked me to describe to them what I had created. FML

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