Health Today, I got an std from a girl who said it was her first time.... - FML

AIDS - 25/02/2016 20:51 - United States - Omaha

Today, I got an std from a girl who said it was her first time. FML

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Today, for the second time, I had an argument with my mother about whether William Shakespeare was a real person or not. FML

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Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML

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Today, I was supposed to start my new job. I had forgotten I had a doctor's appointment, so I called work early and told them I wouldn't be able to start until tomorrow. My boss then terminated my employment. I got fired before I even started. FML

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Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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Today, a man sat next to me on a train carriage, despite various empty seats. During a weird conversation, I told him that I'm on my way back from London after seeing a friend from Germany there. He goes on to talk about Nazis and, with one arm in the air, asks me if he's doing the salute right. FML

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Today, despite the schedule saying I was off, I found out I’m supposed to be working because my boss changed the schedule without my knowledge. FML

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