Miscellaneous: Today, I got a flat tire a mile from school. My phone is broken...

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By thanks assholes - 12/04/2016 13:17 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I got a flat tire a mile from school. My phone is broken so I tried to flag down some students to ask and use their phone. No one stopped. I ended up having to knock on doors in a nearby neighborhood. FML

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