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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 19:10 - United States - Lowell

Today I got a $200+ speeding ticket. Then 8 hours later, while going 20 in a 35, I slid on ice and drive into a ditch. Then, to cap off the day, I couldn't get into my own driveway because every surface was iced over. I don't know whether to laugh at the ridiculousness or cry at the frustration. FML

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