Today, I found out that an all women’s Facebook group is coming... - FML

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By GertRude - 23/04/2019 23:16

Today, I found out that an all women’s Facebook group is coming to ruin my job, relationship, and face. Why? My sister told everyone I outed her pregnancy over Easter dinner. I didn’t say anything at dinner, and everyone has known she’s been pregnant for weeks. FML

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