Money Today, I found a $5 bill on the ground. Quickly before anyone... - FML

barfinghamster - 20/02/2016 18:52 - United States - Arlington

Today, I found a $5 bill on the ground. Quickly before anyone else saw it, I bent down to pick it up, my phone fell out of my pocket and cracked. I basically just paid $5 to crack my phone. FML

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