Today, I finished first year of university and went back to my... - FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 02:05

Today, I finished first year of university and went back to my halls to get the rest of my things. I managed to fit it all in a large (and very heavy) suitcase. I dropped off the keys in the drop off box and made it all the way to the train station lift before I realised I left my actual house keys in my halls room drawer. So I had to leave the station, go all the way back with this suitcase and wait for security to let me in. Oh and it was raining...FML

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