Boonies Gal - 05/03/2016 03:01 - United States - Parma Today, I finally get a call about a job. It was a wrong number. FML 1 0
Today, I was out camping with my boyfriend and his friends. I asked my boyfriend to give me a roasted marshmallow, asking him if it was cooled down and he said yes. I put it in my mouth and it was piping hot. They all laughed to the point of tears, all while videoing me screaming and running in agony. FML 1 192 296
Today, while working in childcare, we went to a farm so the kids could see how things worked. They started showing off prize winning cattle and when they bought out "Miss Stacey", the kids lost their shit. My name is Miss Stacey. FML 37 314 3 298
Today, I celebrated my 4-year anniversary with my girlfriend. We didn't have sex and we didn't even kiss. All I got to do was cuddle the stuffed Minion she got me for Christmas. FML 22 405 3 346
Today, my eleven-year-old daughter complained that she has "no serotonin.” I fear what is to come for her. FML 702 199
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around when her dad burst in, proclaimed an, “Aha! I caught you you pervert!” moment and threw me out of the house. We’re in our 30s with kids, and jointly own that house. Having a father in law with Alzheimer's is great isn’t it? Just fecking great. FML 613 147
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML 55 744 6 356