Miscellaneous: Today, I finally discovered the source of the awful smell coming...

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By notmyjob - 24/02/2016 00:31 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I finally discovered the source of the awful smell coming from the bathroom in my new house. There was dried urine all over the walls from the previous owners. FML.

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